Wednesday, December 19, 2012
GOD explains a few things...(really, this IS how it works)
Being a Calvinist(Calvinism) I offer you this, so you may worry less...
- Mike Corthell
Me: God, can I ask You a question?
Me: Promise You won't get mad
God: I promise
Me: Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today?
God: What do you mean?
Me: Well, I woke up late
Me: My car took forever to start
Me: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong and I had to wait
Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call
God: All right
Me: And on top of it all off, when I got home ~I just want to soak my feet in my new foot mas-sager and relax. BUT it wouldn't work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did You do that?
God: Let me see, the death angel was at your bed this morning and I had to send one of My Angels to battle him for you. I let you sleep through that.
Me (humbled): Oh
GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.
God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick and I didn't want you to catch what they have, I knew you cant afford to miss work.
God: Your phone went dead because the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered.
Me (softly): I see God
God: Oh and that foot mas-sager it had a short in it that was going to kill all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you wanted to be in the dark.
Me: I'm Sorry God
God: Don't worry, just learn to Trust Me, in All things, Good and bad.
Me: I will trust You.
God: And don't doubt that My plan will always be Better than your plan.
Me: I won't God. And Thank You God for Everything today.
God: You're welcome son. It was just another day being your God and I Love looking after My Children...